Hunnewell Elementary

School has started this week and it has been going pretty good. At moms request I have been able to hid any compulsion I may be feeling. Like the other day when this boy Will sitting next to me asked to borrow a pencil, and spent the whole 30 minutes with the thing in his mouth. I didn't cry or ask for a new seat, I simply told him that he could keep the pencil (which he took as extremely nice), then proceeded to the bathroom where I dry heaved my breakfast and washed my hands only 5 times.

At this point it would appear that I am going to be the smartest 4th grader at Hunnewell Elementary. I am use to this as I was the smartest in my last school. As much as I hate to admit it I have been wearing the outfits mom bought me from gap, because I think the other kids will be more inclined to talk to me if I looked just as stupid as they did. We were suppose to go on a field trip to a lighthouse yesterday, but the lighthouse broke down. If these fools don't take that as a sign that this field trip shouldn't be happening I don't know what else is. Maybe if while were inside the thing caught on fire? I shouldn't joke about that. The probability of that happening is probably very high. Hopefully I'll be reporting back tomorrow after the death trip.

My new school.

-Lillian May Mackenzie